Friday, June 17, 2011

The eFlow Crew

eFlow is starting a blog!  We want you guys to get to know the eFlow team a little better. We have kind of a crazy bunch here...

Meet our team!
 Originally from New Orleans, Ryan might just be the world's most interesting man.  He speaks fluent French, in German.  He can fix a computer just by staring at it. He simultaneously won American Idol, America's Got Talent, and The Voice…using only sign language.   Ryan started eFlow Media in February 2010 because he wants "to be a billionaire so freakin' bad. Buy all the things he never had." Ryan and Tyler have an interesting bromance going on, and tend to bicker like a married couple.
After being banned from Colorado, Tyler danced his way to San Diego. He then established himself as a professional dancer, going by the name "Crazy Legs."  You can see his renowned dancing technique in Ocean Beach on any night. But, Tyler is unfortunately prone to mishaps.  Most recently, Tyler lost his birth certificate, his social security card, and chipped his tooth, all during the same trip in Tijuana.  He is a lover of fine foods such as Mike and Ike's and Spicy Cheetos.  We don't let him go shopping for the office anymore, due to an unfortunate generic soda experience.
 If you want to find Kai, look for her trail of crumbs. Her nickname in the office is "Crumbles" and “Spilbo Baggins” because she tends to leave crumbs on the floor when she eats.  She's as cute as a button, and can quote Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Anchorman word for word.  That takes talent. Kai's first impression on the boys at eFlow was Gypsy Fading (a term she coined herself).  She tends to disappear when out on the town, and not let anyone know she's leaving.  You might be more familiar with the terms "Houdini" or "Peacing Out".  She is short and shifty, so make sure you keep track of her.
Just to be warned, these are the interns, so don't expect too much.
This Gossip Girl never fails to inform the office of the hottest places to be on a Friday night.  She prides herself on being able to keep up with the best of them when she's out on the town. She just recently moved to PB so we expect her early morning shifts to become a lot more difficult for her.  You know you love me, XOXO, GG.

Update, June 30th: Last week Julie missed a shift.  Coincidentally, she went out the night before ;)
She's never dated an American, and loves all things French.  If you are from the U.S., and want a date, we might suggest you using a fake accent.  But she will make an exception for hockey, rugby, or soccer players.  She's easily amused and tends to crack herself up all the time.  Other people in the office are often confused about what she's laughing about. 
PS. The Real World is filming in PB and we'll keep you updated on our sightings.